date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
It’s a lot easier to be angry at someone than it is to tell them you’re hurt.
harry potter meme: six spells, magical creatures, potions, and/or objects [6/6] » The Killing Curse
↳ “The Killing Curse is a spell that causes instantaneous death and is one of the three Unforgivable Curses. Its incantation is Avada Kedavra. The only known counter-spell is sacrificial protection, which uses the magic of love. However, one may dodge the green bolt or block it with a physical barrier.”
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Good Stitch, best alien.
stitch knows when to let lilo go when her mother is involved
A good friend knows when to hold you back.
A best friend knows when to let go and let you rip into a bitch.