my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone
Robber Wearing Sheep Pajamas
Never, ever get yourself involved in robbery of any sort. Especially not the armed type. And especially not if you get the urge to wear your girlfriend’s cute sheep pajamas while doing so… and take selfies wearing the same pajamas. And especially not if you…
telling someone they can’t be sad because others have it worse is like telling someone they can’t be happy because others have it better
1. Attractiveness has almost nothing to do with how you look physically, though your natural physical disposition does play a small role. It’s mostly, if not entirely, about how you put yourself together and how you behave.
2. The most basic but overlooked staple of being…
remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
BEHOLD: 24 mind-blowing storage hacks that will turn your vanity into a space fit for a ~*pRiNcEsS!